Archive for the ‘Nonsense’ Category
SQUIRT FTL!
The Kaptain came across this little gem this morning and he laughed so hard that coffee nearly came out of his nostrils. Because of this it’s only fitting to share with the 3 of you who actually still read this site. Here is yet another reason to use Immortal Promoter instead of pretty much any [...]
Sweet mother of pie (lessons the Kaptain has learned)
The Kaptain has been busy! With all of the raping and pillaging of the internet it’s tough to get into the rhythm of posting fantastic material on this otherwise pointless site. The Kaptain did want to take the time to go over some of the things he’s learned lately and pass that knowledge onto the [...]
Mangoes continue to suck
According to a new scientific study offering irrefutable proof that Pie is FAR superior to mango: still suck compared to pies. Was there ever a doubt? Exibit A: Suck it, mango lovers (you know who you are). In other news – Vikings kick far more ass than Ninjas (24,000,000 to 7,710,000). Screw you, ninjas. Pirates [...]