Kaptain KrayolaPirates kick so much ass that they have successfully kept global warming at bay. Don’t believe the Kaptain? Here is proof:
As everyone knows, everything on the internet is true so heed this warning and start raising your children as pirates TODAY.
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FUCK YOU! (it’s Friday)
Whats better on Fuck You Friday than pies in the face and bikini clad woman? Nothing, that’s what. Except maybe the first two AND beer. So, Fuck you Friday, pies in the face, bikini clad women, and beer. Anything else? Oh yes, sushi. What Fuck you [...]
As a filthy search engine spammer getting banned from places is pretty routine and usually means you are doing something right. So recently eBay banned the Kaptain for what they are calling “Abusing eBay” and said that his account was “acting inconsistently with the letter or spirit of our policies”. What’s really funny [...]
The Kaptain noticed that his theme looked like total crap in IE so he’s screwing with it today. If you get some funky bugs with the site just give me a few minutes and check back. Sorry for the hassle.
WARNING! This is going to be the most horrific and eye burning post EVER
The Kaptain is having a slow Monday and has the mentality of an 8 year old so he made up a couple horrible emoticons that you can use to harass your friends via instant messenger. Right click the images and “Save [...]