Archive for the ‘Nonsense’ Category

Need a Flash Developer

The Kaptain has a need for a flash developer to do some UI design and such please leave a comment or contact the Kaptain: MSN : kaptainkrayola at hotmail.com ICQ : 85896389 please include your rates and links to examples of you work.


Pirates Save Earth From Global Warming

Pirates kick so much ass that they have successfully kept global warming at bay. Don’t believe the Kaptain? Here is proof: As everyone knows, everything on the internet is true so heed this warning and start raising your children as pirates TODAY. pic borrwed from wikipedia


FUCK YOU FRIDAY! FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU! (it’s Friday) Whats better on Fuck You Friday than pies in the face and bikini clad woman? Nothing, that’s what. Except maybe the first two AND beer. So, Fuck you Friday, pies in the face, bikini clad women, and beer. Anything else? Oh yes, sushi. What Fuck you Friday would be complete without [...]


eBay Hates the Kaptain

As a filthy search engine spammer getting banned from places is pretty routine and usually means you are doing something right. So recently eBay banned the Kaptain for what they are calling “Abusing eBay” and said that his account was “acting inconsistently with the letter or spirit of our policies”. What’s really funny is that [...]


Screwing with the Theme

The Kaptain noticed that his theme looked like total crap in IE so he’s screwing with it today. If you get some funky bugs with the site just give me a few minutes and check back. Sorry for the hassle.