Kaptain KrayolaWARNING! This is going to be the most horrific and eye burning post EVER The Kaptain is having a slow Monday and has the mentality of an 8 year old so he made up a couple horrible emoticons that you can use to harass your friends via instant messenger. Right click the images and “Save [...]
SEOIdiot loves the Kaptain despite what he wants you to believe. The whole “Arch Nemesis” claim is just to throw everyone off (especially his wife and kids we would imagine). Don’t believe The Kaptain? The proof is HERE and HERE. He thinks about the Kaptain so much that it even invades his phone time and [...]
Someone took all the “fuck” lines from Pulp Fiction and strung them together for 2 solid minutes of Fuck You Friday goodness. And remember kids, FUCK YOU!
Are you feeling unloved and unappreciated because your site hasn’t been the target of spammers looking to drop a few links? Are you tired of your blog or forum being too clean and on topic? Well Kaptain Krayola has the solution: Free Spam Links! Simply provide the Kaptain with your website’s URL and he will [...]
Apparently you can find just about everything on eBay, including The Kaptain. Upon checking where some traffic is coming from I saw that for some reason you weirdos are searching for “Kaptain” related phrases and coming to this site. According to Google, eBay has some Kaptain for sale (and cheap) if anyone is interested…