Archive for the ‘Nonsense’ Category

The Danger of Mangoes

Today the Kaptain is reminded of the dangers of contact with the dreaded mango fruit. The Kaptain has known for some time that mangoes are vile, hateful, poisonous fruits never intended to be eaten by man. Mangoes have scored yet another victory over the human race by disabling The Kaptain’s elderly grandmother. She, against the [...]


Learn Chinese: Fish Yu

The Kaptain got a fortune cookie a few days ago that was more than happy to teach him some Chinese. Apparently the Chinese word for “fish” is “yu”. Anyone that knows The Kaptain should appreciate that, especially on a Friday. So, here is your Chinese lesson for today.


Fuck You Friday!

Fuck You Friday is a time honored tradition of joy and love for your fellow humans. Spread the joy by saying FUCK YOU! to everyone you meet. FUCK YOU!!!


Pie Quest – Pie 2.0 is here

Welcome to the place of the Kaptain’s tellings. The Kaptain is a software developer and has a particular love of pie and search engine spamming. The plan is to post mostly useless nonsense with a side order of helpful information. The Kaptain will also be developing lots of Black Hat tools to share with the [...]