Kaptain Krayola

Below you will find a handy dandy piece of code that The Kaptain uses to take some content and make it just a little bit more unique.

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function googletranslate( $text, $destLang = ‘es’, $srcLang = ‘en’ ) {
 
$text = substr($text,0,1500);
$text = urlencode( $text );
$destLang = urlencode( $destLang );
$srcLang = urlencode( $srcLang );
 
$url = "http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/services/language/translate?v=1.0&q=$text&langpair=$srcLang|$destLang";
 
$trans = wpbf_http_get( [...]

The Link Farmer
The other day we talked about the bad to the bone new system the Kaptain is about to make available for the masses to destroy the internet with. One of the many awesome components contained therein is what we’re calling the Link Farmer.
The link farmer is basically a two piece tool. [...]

So, after building the K5Gen Site Generator the Kaptain was hungry for more. He realized that while he had a massive arsenal of internet destroying tools, he didn’t have them all bundled up nicely into a single command center of awesome. This issue has been resolved.
He went a little overboard and built everything [...]

Nobody panic – it’s on the way. The Kaptain is writing up some documentation for it so he doesn’t get 10,000 emails and IMs every day asking for help. That should be completed here in the next couple of days or maybe the weekend and he will put the site generator up for [...]

By popular demand (and some pie bribes) the Kaptain is going to release his amazingly awesome fantastic search engine destroying site builderizer system to the masses. For all of you that have been full of hate because you couldn’t use K5 due to lack of programming knowledge can now be part of the club. [...]