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K5 Site Generator

The Kaptain — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:13:29 +0000

Nobody panic – it’s on the way. The Kaptain is writing up some documentation for it so he doesn’t get 10,000 emails and IMs every day asking for help. That should be completed here in the next couple of days or maybe the weekend and he will put the site generator up for everyone to use.

Hang on, we’re almost there.

-KK

K5 Kraziness – Site builder, more content, lower cost.

The Kaptain — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:00:04 +0000

By popular demand (and some pie bribes) the Kaptain is going to release his amazingly awesome fantastic search engine destroying site builderizer system to the masses. For all of you that have been full of hate because you couldn’t use K5 due to lack of programming knowledge can now be part of the club. The site builder will be so simple and awesome that even your grandmother’s cat can use it. If you can FTP some files to a server you are win.

Some of the features you are already drooling over:
- Super simple template system for maximum customization
- Page caching for epic speeds
- RSS Parser for extra content goodness
- Simple Banner Management and Integration
- Immortal Promoter support

K5 will also be getting two new membership options to replace its current options – one monthly membership package for a new lower price OR a lifetime membership for a one time fee.

If you’ve ever wanted a way to generate sites of all shapes and sizes full of 100% unique content and at ludicrous speed, this is how you make that happen. K5 For the win.

More details to come very, very soon.

K5 is ready to rock…

The Kaptain — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:50:45 +0000

All K5 Packages are available and 50% off for the next 7 days. Enjoy.

Go buy K5 Now

or Click here for the Official K5 Site

K5 : Almost Ready to Go

The Kaptain — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 05:31:09 +0000

K5 is just around the corner and to celebrate this fantastic occasion – a new site has been launched! Check out the official K5 site at www.getk5.com.

K5 Pricing has been announced on the site and you can see it here: Click Here for K5 Pricing.

Spam on!

K5 – First Release Features

The Kaptain — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:55:41 +0000

The first version of the K5 API is almost ready for you filthy spammers to start using so The Kaptain figured he would outline some of the features of the API so you knew what you were getting into.

1. 100% unique content – Because of how the content is generated you will never get duplicate content, ever. The content is not spun from articles or mashed up from anything that already exists – it’s written 100% from scratch when its requested.

2. Keyword density control – With K5 you can control just how keyword rich your content is. If you want plain vanilla content with no specific keywords injected you can do it. If you want your keywords in every sentence, you can do that too. You control how often the keyword or phrase appears in the content.

3. Multiple Language Output – Why settle for only english content when you can have content in a myriad of languages.

4. Plain Text and XML output – Whether you just want plan text returned to you or nicely formatted XML K5 can do them both.

The first version will be just the API and will generate lots of content for you. Upcoming versions will have more features and a nice member’s area for you to play around with. We will also be releasing some basic sites that you can use to talk to the API and not actually have to do any coding. The Kaptain is setting up a new server to put the API and its accompanying site on so look for an announcement in the next couple of days to get rocking with that. This coming week we plan on granting API access to a hand full of interested people to get the ball rolling. More to come soon…

K5 Update – API Coming Soon

The Kaptain — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:01:40 +0000

After a few days of waiting there actually, to the Kaptain’s surprise, has been some interest in K5. Because of this he has decided to polish up the API and a sample site that works with the API for you dirty bastards to use.

During the next few days we will be setting up a demo, getting the security for the API finished, and getting ready to open up shop.
K5 won’t be free but it will be worth every penny. Pricing details will be announced soon.

Content Examples

In the following examples the Kaptain used “penguins” as the keyword for the content. The API will allow you to adjust your keyword density so you can decide how often you want your keyword to appear in the returned content.

Along with fraudulent reversed penguins chaotically get back penguins. We’re unknowingly laugh longest penguins. We bivalve off the beaten track(p) penguins off the cuff echo penguins.

We are endlessly occupy fast bloodcurdling penguins. Building bear on Southern dewberry so retire. Companys penguins defencelessly in our experience penguins. Pliant wort unanimously. The electroencephalographic penguins dazzlingly building poll penguins.

As you can see the content is krappy but syntactically correct. It will function great as spider food but will likely get you banned if you are reviewed by a human.

More details to come soon…

K5 – Kaptain Krayola’s Krappy Kontent Kreator

The Kaptain — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 15:53:27 +0000

Kaptain Krayola’s Krappy Kontent Kreator, or K5, is a content generator that writes 100% unique content one word at a time based on some patterns and a large database of words. The words are split up into which part of speech they are (noun, verb, adjective, etc) and stored accordingly. The content generator then assembles these words into sentences and sentences into paragraphs. It (obviously) blends in your chosen keywords at a density that you control. If you want a really keyword rich page you can crank it up and if you want to go leaner on the keywords you can crank it down.

That’s great Kaptain, but does it work worth a shit?
The Kaptain is glad you asked! From his experiments google seems to love the content it writes because technically it’s syntactically correct thus looking like real content. The test sites pulled good traffic and the AdSense clicks paid very nicely. Everything seemed to be going great.
As far as humans are concerned it reads like content translated from German by a crappy online translator so you will probably get nailed if anyone looks too closely.

That’s fantasitc but how can this benefit me?
Well, the Kaptain has decided that he’s willing to let a hand full of people have access to the content generator to use in their own mass page generation schemes. The Kaptain has two versions of the application – one is in ColdFusion with an MSSQL DB and the other is in PHP with a MySQL DB. The other option is to contact the Kaptain about using his API and letting his servers do the work.

Why are you telling us this you evil bastard?
The purpose of this post is basically to gauge interest in the application/API to see if it’s worth making available. So if you are interested in the app get a hold of the Kaptain one of two ways. MSN: kaptainkrayola[at]hotmail.com and ICQ: 85896389.