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		<title>Friday Free Code &#8211; Auto Google Translate (php)</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Below you will find a handy dandy piece of code that The Kaptain uses to take some content and make it just a little bit more unique.

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function googletranslate&#40; $text, $destLang = 'es', $srcLang = 'en' &#41; &#123;
&#160;
$text = substr&#40;$text,0,1500&#41;;
$text = urlencode&#40; $text &#41;;
$destLang = urlencode&#40; $destLang &#41;;
$srcLang = urlencode&#40; $srcLang &#41;;
&#160;
$url = &#34;http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/services/language/translate?v=1.0&#38;q=$text&#38;langpair=$srcLang&#124;$destLang&#34;;
&#160;
$trans = wpbf_http_get&#40; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Below you will find a handy dandy piece of code that The Kaptain uses to take some content and make it just a little bit more unique.</p>

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</pre></td><td class="code"><pre class="php" style="font-family:monospace;"><span style="color: #000000; font-weight: bold;">function</span> googletranslate<span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$text</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$destLang</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">'es'</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$srcLang</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">'en'</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#123;</span>
&nbsp;
<span style="color: #000088;">$text</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">substr</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #000088;">$text</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #cc66cc;">0</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #cc66cc;">1500</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
<span style="color: #000088;">$text</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">urlencode</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$text</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
<span style="color: #000088;">$destLang</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">urlencode</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$destLang</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
<span style="color: #000088;">$srcLang</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">urlencode</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$srcLang</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
&nbsp;
<span style="color: #000088;">$url</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/services/language/translate?v=1.0&amp;q=<span style="color: #006699; font-weight: bold;">$text</span>&amp;langpair=<span style="color: #006699; font-weight: bold;">$srcLang</span>|<span style="color: #006699; font-weight: bold;">$destLang</span>&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
&nbsp;
<span style="color: #000088;">$trans</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> wpbf_http_get<span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$url</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
<span style="color: #000088;">$json</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">json_decode</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$trans</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #009900; font-weight: bold;">true</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
&nbsp;
    <span style="color: #b1b100;">if</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$json</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#91;</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">'responseStatus'</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#93;</span> <span style="color: #339933;">!=</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">'200'</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#123;</span>
        <span style="color: #b1b100;">return</span> <span style="color: #009900; font-weight: bold;">false</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
    <span style="color: #009900;">&#125;</span><span style="color: #b1b100;">else</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#123;</span>
        <span style="color: #b1b100;">return</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$json</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#91;</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">'responseData'</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#93;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#91;</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">'translatedText'</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#93;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
&nbsp;
    <span style="color: #009900;">&#125;</span>
<span style="color: #009900;">&#125;</span></pre></td></tr></table></div>

<p>Now, the way I generally use this is to have the script randomly select a couple languages from the list then loop the content through each one.  See below:</p>

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</pre></td><td class="code"><pre class="php" style="font-family:monospace;"><span style="color: #000088;">$mytext</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;Some big block of text up to 1500 characters long&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
&nbsp;
<span style="color: #000088;">$langs</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">array</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;es&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;fr&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;de&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;it&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;nl&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;ru&quot;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>  <span style="color: #666666; font-style: italic;">//add any other language supported by Google Translate or remove ones you don't want to use</span>
<span style="color: #000088;">$i</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #cc66cc;">1</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
    <span style="color: #000088;">$useLangs</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">array</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
       <span style="color: #666666; font-style: italic;">//you can change the 3 to whichever number you want to have your text translated more or less times</span>
       <span style="color: #b1b100;">while</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #000088;">$i</span> <span style="color: #339933;">&lt;</span> <span style="color: #cc66cc;">3</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#123;</span>
            <span style="color: #000088;">$z</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$langs</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#91;</span><span style="color: #990000;">array_rand</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #000088;">$langs</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#93;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
            <span style="color: #b1b100;">if</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #339933;">!</span><span style="color: #990000;">in_array</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #000088;">$z</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #000088;">$useLangs</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#123;</span>
                   <span style="color: #000088;">$useLangs</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#91;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#93;</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$z</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
                   <span style="color: #000088;">$i</span><span style="color: #339933;">++;</span>
            <span style="color: #009900;">&#125;</span>
&nbsp;
        <span style="color: #009900;">&#125;</span>
    <span style="color: #000088;">$useLangs</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#91;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#93;</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;en&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span> <span style="color: #666666; font-style: italic;">//whatever language you want the content to end up in</span>
    <span style="color: #000088;">$lastLang</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;en&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span> <span style="color: #666666; font-style: italic;">//whatever language your content is in originally</span>
&nbsp;
    <span style="color: #b1b100;">foreach</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #000088;">$useLangs</span> <span style="color: #b1b100;">as</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$lang</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#123;</span>
        <span style="color: #000088;">$mytext</span><span style="color: #339933;">=</span> googletranslate<span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #000088;">$mytext</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #000088;">$lang</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #000088;">$lastLang</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
        <span style="color: #000088;">$lastLang</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$lang</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
    <span style="color: #009900;">&#125;</span>
&nbsp;
<span style="color: #666666; font-style: italic;">//echo out your newly translated text!</span>
<span style="color: #b1b100;">echo</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$mytext</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span></pre></td></tr></table></div>

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		<title>More Awesome That You&#8217;re Not Ready For</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 18:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet Awesomeness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tools]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Link Farmer
The other day we talked about the bad to the bone new system the Kaptain is about to make available for the masses to destroy the internet with.  One of the many awesome components contained therein is what we&#8217;re calling the Link Farmer.
The link farmer is basically a two piece tool.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The Link Farmer</strong><br />
The other day we talked about the bad to the bone new system the Kaptain is about to make available for the masses to destroy the internet with.  One of the many awesome components contained therein is what we&#8217;re calling the Link Farmer.</p>
<p>The link farmer is basically a two piece tool.  The first piece allows you to specify &#8220;External Links&#8221; being links to URLs outside of the site you are on.  You can specify as many external links as you&#8217;d like and remove them at any time.  These links are used by the second piece of the link farm puzzle, the actual Link Farmer.  You will also need to assign some keywords to the links so we know which keywords / phrases on your sites to replace with links to other sites for you.</p>
<p>On the Link Farmer tool you are first greeted with a way to setup domain groups.  These domain groups are comprised of domains you have registered in the system and are using to create the sites.  Once you create the domain group you can then assign domains to the group and links (entered from the external links tool) to be displayed on each of the domains in the group.</p>
<p>Now your sites are ready to rock with showing external links blended in with the content on the page with your keywords as anchor text.  Pretty cool, huh?</p>
<p>So, to recap you can define external links and keywords to be used as anchor text for those links then assign those external links to groups of domains to show the links on.  You now have a simple way to setup massive link farms to be used for whatever underhanded trickery you have dreamed up.</p>
<p>Great way to launder links since the system will be in the background building links to all of the domains you have registered in the system and you now have a big awesome link farm promoting your money site(s).</p>
<p>More to come as well as an official release date.  Hang on, we&#8217;re almost there. <img src='http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Not Worthy, and None of Us Are Ready</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 19:35:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, after building the K5Gen Site Generator the Kaptain was hungry for more.  He realized that while he had a massive arsenal of internet destroying tools, he didn&#8217;t have them all bundled up nicely into a single command center of awesome.  This issue has been resolved.
He went a little overboard and built everything [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, after building the K5Gen Site Generator the Kaptain was hungry for more.  He realized that while he had a massive arsenal of internet destroying tools, he didn&#8217;t have them all bundled up nicely into a single command center of awesome.  This issue has been resolved.</p>
<p>He went a little overboard and built everything from a site generator with multiple content generation sources, to a massive scraper for link targets and keywords, as well as an automatic back link building machine.  As if that weren&#8217;t enough, he built in IP delivery, referrer redirection from the SERPs, the ability to hide your site from prying eyes with a &#8220;page not found&#8221; error for non-bots and anything but SERPs traffic.  You can also setup redirects for an entire domain or just certain keywords and you can configure a different redirect URL for each keyword you assign to your domain.</p>
<p>Did we mention that the system also sits 24 hours 7 days per week scraping on topic link targets and dropping links to all of your sites?  Well, it does.</p>
<p>The application is topped off nicely with a simple to use user interface that even your 97 year old grandmother could figure out how to use.  The application lets you manage your domains, keywords, keyword groups, domain groups, site templates, external links and link farm options, and even allows you to setup Link Blasts (we&#8217;ll blast links to your site all at once rather than per day as you like) to your sites whenever you want.  </p>
<p>As if that weren&#8217;t enough, the sites this bundle of awesome generates will run on the cheapest of the cheap free hosting services.  You don&#8217;t need an expensive dedicated server to get started mass producing sites with this &#8211; cheap shared host somewhere will work just fine.  </p>
<p>OH and we almost forgot to mention site templates &#8211; the system comes preloaded with hundreds of site templates to choose from.  Not just any templates either, real deal WordPress Themes directly from the WordPress themes site.  We&#8217;ll be adding more themes daily as well.  The sites use actual WordPress themes but w/o you having to setup WordPress so your sites look like WordPress blogs but really aren&#8217;t (Shhhh&#8230;..).  </p>
<p>Here are some sample screenshots from the managment application&#8217;s UI:</p>
<p><strong>Domains</strong><br />
<a href="http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/domains.png" target="new"><br />
<img src="http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/domains-150x150.png" alt="domains" title="domains" width="150" height="150" class="aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-59" /><br />
</a></p>
<p><strong>Domain Options</strong><br />
<a href="http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/domain-options1.png" target="new"><br />
<img src="http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/domain-options-150x150.png" alt="domain-options" title="domain-options" width="150" height="150" class="aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-58" />-<br />
</a></p>
<p><strong>Template Chooser</strong><br />
<a href="http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/template-chooser.png" target="new"><br />
<img src="http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/template-chooser-150x150.png" alt="template-chooser" title="template-chooser" width="150" height="150" class="aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-61" /><br />
</a></p>
<p><strong>Keywords / Keyword Groups</strong><br />
<a href="http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/keyword-groups.png" target="new"><br />
<img src="http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/keyword-groups-150x150.png" alt="keyword-groups" title="keyword-groups" width="150" height="150" class="aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-60" /></a></p>
<p>More details about the release of this awesome system to the public to follow shortly.  We&#8217;re putting some finishing touches on it before we&#8217;re comfortable letting you filthy spammers loose on it.  We ARE accepting certain people early on a case by case basis.  If you are interested, look up the Kaptain on MSN or ICQ.  If you don&#8217;t know how to contact him on either of those channels, you probably won&#8217;t be accepted into the pre-release <img src='http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  .</p>
<p>With all of that said, if you aren&#8217;t interested in the features we&#8217;ve mentioned feel free to go buy a similar setup from our competition.  Oh wait, that&#8217;s right, there aren&#8217;t any because no one in the history of civilized man has had the balls to release something like this to the public.</p>
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		<title>K5 Site Generator</title>
		<link>http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/k5-site-generator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[K5]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nobody panic &#8211; it&#8217;s on the way.  The Kaptain is writing up some documentation for it so he doesn&#8217;t get 10,000 emails and IMs every day asking for help.  That should be completed here in the next couple of days or maybe the weekend and he will put the site generator up for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nobody panic &#8211; it&#8217;s on the way.  The Kaptain is writing up some documentation for it so he doesn&#8217;t get 10,000 emails and IMs every day asking for help.  That should be completed here in the next couple of days or maybe the weekend and he will put the site generator up for everyone to use.</p>
<p>Hang on, we&#8217;re almost there.</p>
<p> <img src='http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>-KK</p>
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		<title>K5 Kraziness &#8211; Site builder, more content, lower cost.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Content Generation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[K5]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[By popular demand (and some pie bribes) the Kaptain is going to release his amazingly awesome fantastic search engine destroying site builderizer system to the masses.  For all of you that have been full of hate because you couldn&#8217;t use K5 due to lack of programming knowledge can now be part of the club. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By popular demand (and some pie bribes) the Kaptain is going to release his amazingly awesome fantastic search engine destroying site builderizer system to the masses.  For all of you that have been full of hate because you couldn&#8217;t use K5 due to lack of programming knowledge can now be part of the club.  The site builder will be so simple and awesome that even your grandmother&#8217;s cat can use it.  If you can FTP some files to a server you are win.</p>
<p>Some of the features you are already drooling over:<br />
- Super simple template system for maximum customization<br />
- Page caching for epic speeds<br />
- RSS Parser for extra content goodness<br />
- Simple Banner Management and Integration<br />
- Immortal Promoter support</p>
<p>K5 will also be getting two new membership options to replace its current options &#8211; one monthly membership package for a new lower price  OR a lifetime membership for a one time fee.  </p>
<p>If you&#8217;ve ever wanted a way to generate sites of all shapes and sizes full of 100% unique content and at ludicrous speed, this is how you make that happen.  K5 For the win.</p>
<p>More details to come very, very soon.</p>
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		<title>Immortal Promoter Rocks Faces</title>
		<link>http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/immortal-promoter-rocks-faces/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Kaptain posted the other day about a new link building service that was the greatest thing since ground beef.  Well, more information and a fancy page with a badass Archangel for a mascot has been released.
Check it out HERE.
First month is only $20 so get in while the gettin&#8217;s good.
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Kaptain posted the other day about a new link building service that was the greatest thing since ground beef.  Well, more information and a fancy page with a badass Archangel for a mascot has been released.</p>
<p><strong>Check it out <a href="http://www.immortalpromoter.com">HERE</a>.</strong></p>
<p>First month is only $20 so get in while the gettin&#8217;s good.</p>
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		<title>The most awesome link building tool</title>
		<link>http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/the-most-awesome-link-building-tool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:49:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Link Spamming]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;ever seen this side of Valhalla.  This new service is so awesome it&#8217;s hard to believe it is being given to mere mortals to use.
Imagine being able to distribute links 24/7 to thousands of places and never having to worry about using a proxy or installing questionable applications on your server or home machine. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;ever seen this side of Valhalla.  This new service is so awesome it&#8217;s hard to believe it is being given to mere mortals to use.</p>
<p>Imagine being able to distribute links 24/7 to thousands of places and never having to worry about using a proxy or installing questionable applications on your server or home machine.  Instead, How about using your visitors to distribute links and ping your blogs for you?  Yep, you read that right &#8211; your visitors do the work for you and are none the wiser.  Too good to be true?  We think not (because we got to test the alpha version *evil grin*  ).</p>
<p>Stay tuned for more information about this yet-to-be-announced ass kicking service.</p>
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		<title>K5 is ready to rock&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/k5-is-ready-to-rock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Content Generation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[K5]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[All K5 Packages are available and 50% off for the next 7 days.  Enjoy.

Go buy K5 Now

or Click here for the Official K5 Site
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All K5 Packages are available and 50% off for the next 7 days.  Enjoy.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.plimus.com/jsp/dev_store1.jsp?developerId=93620"><br />
<h1>Go buy K5 Now</h1>
<p></a><br />
or <a href="http://www.getk5.com">Click here for the Official K5 Site</a></p>
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		<title>K5 : Almost Ready to Go</title>
		<link>http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/k5-almost-ready-to-go/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 05:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Content Generation]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[K5 is just around the corner and to celebrate this fantastic occasion &#8211; a new site has been launched!  Check out the official K5 site at www.getk5.com.  

K5 Pricing has been announced on the site and you can see it here: Click Here for K5 Pricing.

Spam on!
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>K5 is just around the corner and to celebrate this fantastic occasion &#8211; a new site has been launched!  Check out the official K5 site at <a href="http://www.getk5.com">www.getk5.com</a>.  </p>
<p>
K5 Pricing has been announced on the site and you can see it here: <a href="http://www.getk5.com/blog/k5-pricing/">Click Here for K5 Pricing</a>.
</p>
<p>Spam on!</p>
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		<title>K5 &#8211; First Release Features</title>
		<link>http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/k5-first-release-features/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Content Generation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[K5]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The first version of the K5 API is almost ready for you filthy spammers to start using so The Kaptain figured he would outline some of the features of the API so you knew what you were getting into.

1. 100% unique content &#8211; Because of how the content is generated you will never get duplicate [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The first version of the K5 API is almost ready for you filthy spammers to start using so The Kaptain figured he would outline some of the features of the API so you knew what you were getting into.</p>
<p>
<strong>1. 100% unique content</strong> &#8211; Because of how the content is generated you will never get duplicate content, ever.  The content is not spun from articles or mashed up from anything that already exists &#8211; it&#8217;s written 100% from scratch when its requested.</p>
<p><strong>2. Keyword density control</strong> &#8211;  With K5 you can control just how keyword rich your content is.  If you want plain vanilla content with no specific keywords injected you can do it.  If you want your keywords in every sentence, you can do that too.  You control how often the keyword or phrase appears in the content.</p>
<p><strong>3. Multiple Language Output</strong> &#8211; Why settle for only english content when you can have content in a myriad of languages.  </p>
<p><strong>4. Plain Text and XML output</strong> &#8211; Whether you just want plan text returned to you or nicely formatted XML K5 can do them both.
</p>
<p>
The first version will be just the API and will generate lots of content for you. Upcoming versions will have more features and a nice member&#8217;s area for you to play around with. We will also be releasing some basic sites that you can use to talk to the API and not actually have to do any coding. The Kaptain is setting up a new server to put the API and its accompanying site on so look for an announcement in the next couple of days to get rocking with that.  This coming week we plan on granting API access to a hand full of interested people to get the ball rolling.  More to come soon&#8230;</p>
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