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		<title>OpenBH Experiment Update &#8211; Enter : Search Traffic</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 07:36:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well boys and girls, it&#8217;s official, the sites are getting traffic. I checked the stats on the 9 domains I have going and search traffic is trickling in. The traffic the site is getting is from long tail keywords with little competition but that&#8217;s pretty much what I expected. I have had my team building [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well boys and girls, it&#8217;s official, the sites are getting traffic.  I checked the stats on the 9 domains I have going and search traffic is trickling in.  The traffic the site is getting is from long tail keywords with little competition but that&#8217;s pretty much what I expected.</p>
<p>I have had my team building links to the sites for the past few days and it appears to be paying off.  No sales yet but search traffic is a good start.  I found an affiliate network today that pays a CPM for an invisible ad.  I&#8217;m fairly certain it&#8217;s a scam but I may toss it up on some sites to see if i can use it to monetize these in conjunction with the CPA offers.</p>
<p>I can already see potential with this system though.  The sites are easy to setup, they get indexed quickly, and they generate search traffic almost immediately.  Because of this, I have started building a control panel to automate some of the site building tasks.  So far it&#8217;s managing my domains and keywords as well as organizing them into campaigns to help me keep track of what sites are in which niche.  I&#8217;m going to build some stat reporting in too and integrate it into openBH so the sites will call home and let me know what kind of traffic they are getting.  I am currently using the statistics provided by my host to keep track of search traffic today.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s your update, more to come.  Stay classy, internet.</p>
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		<title>OpenBH Experiment Update</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2011 22:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, after just a couple days the domains are already getting indexed by Google. They all have between 5 and 20 pages in the index already. I did some basic link building to get the bots interested but nothing major. I did ping each of the domains once and built maybe 5 links to each [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, after just a couple days the domains are already getting indexed by Google.  They all have between 5 and 20 pages in the index already.  I did some basic link building to get the bots interested but nothing major.  I did ping each of the domains once and built maybe 5 links to each of the domains.</p>
<p>So far so good with the sites, we&#8217;ll see if they generate any sales.</p>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s see about OpenBH</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2011 03:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve recently been wanting to get back to destroying the internet with filthy spam sites after a long time doing nothing but consulting so I decided to try out Earl Gay&#8217;s OpenBH. It&#8217;s free so I figured I didn&#8217;t have much to lose by giving it a try. I started by buying up a fist [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve recently been wanting to get back to destroying the internet with filthy spam sites after a long time doing nothing but consulting so I decided to try out <a href="http://syndk8.com">Earl Gay&#8217;s</a> OpenBH.  It&#8217;s free so I figured I didn&#8217;t have much to lose by giving it a try.  I started by buying up a fist full of expired domains that claim they have both PR and some inbound links.  I&#8217;m going to buy up around 50 domains and promote a few different niches.  I&#8217;m starting with some weight loss sites and I haven&#8217;t yet decided on the other niches I will promote.<br />
<br/><br />
Today is day 1 of the experiment with some domains bought, some sites built using <a href="http://www.openbh.com">OpenBH</a>, and some links built to the sites.  I&#8217;ll try to keep the progress of my experiment updated if I don&#8217;t have too much rum and decide that it&#8217;s not worth the time.<br />
<br/><br />
A quick note about openBH &#8211; so far it&#8217;s awesome.  Those guys over in whatever silly assed country the developers live in have done a good job.  The setup was so easy it was almost non-existent, the pages generate beautifully and are cached, and the template system is stupid simple.  I am going to read through the developer docs and see if I can&#8217;t come up with a couple hooks or addons to build next but out of the box it&#8217;s a great product (and it&#8217;s still in Alpha).</p>
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		<title>Friday Free Code &#8211; Auto Google Translate (php)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:40:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Below you will find a handy dandy piece of code that The Kaptain uses to take some content and make it just a little bit more unique. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Below you will find a handy dandy piece of code that The Kaptain uses to take some content and make it just a little bit more unique.</p>

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</pre></td><td class="code"><pre class="php" style="font-family:monospace;"><span style="color: #000000; font-weight: bold;">function</span> googletranslate<span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$text</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$destLang</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">'es'</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$srcLang</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">'en'</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#123;</span>
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<span style="color: #000088;">$text</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">substr</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #000088;">$text</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #cc66cc;">0</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #cc66cc;">1500</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
<span style="color: #000088;">$text</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">urlencode</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$text</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
<span style="color: #000088;">$destLang</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">urlencode</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$destLang</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
<span style="color: #000088;">$srcLang</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">urlencode</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$srcLang</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
&nbsp;
<span style="color: #000088;">$url</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/services/language/translate?v=1.0&amp;q=<span style="color: #006699; font-weight: bold;">$text</span>&amp;langpair=<span style="color: #006699; font-weight: bold;">$srcLang</span>|<span style="color: #006699; font-weight: bold;">$destLang</span>&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
&nbsp;
<span style="color: #000088;">$trans</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> wpbf_http_get<span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$url</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
<span style="color: #000088;">$json</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">json_decode</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$trans</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #009900; font-weight: bold;">true</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
&nbsp;
    <span style="color: #b1b100;">if</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$json</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#91;</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">'responseStatus'</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#93;</span> <span style="color: #339933;">!=</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">'200'</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#123;</span>
        <span style="color: #b1b100;">return</span> <span style="color: #009900; font-weight: bold;">false</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
    <span style="color: #009900;">&#125;</span><span style="color: #b1b100;">else</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#123;</span>
        <span style="color: #b1b100;">return</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$json</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#91;</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">'responseData'</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#93;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#91;</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">'translatedText'</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#93;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
&nbsp;
    <span style="color: #009900;">&#125;</span>
<span style="color: #009900;">&#125;</span>
&nbsp;
<span style="color: #000000; font-weight: bold;">function</span> wpbf_http_get<span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #000088;">$url</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#123;</span>
     <span style="color: #000088;">$options</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">array</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span>
            CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER <span style="color: #339933;">=&gt;</span> <span style="color: #009900; font-weight: bold;">true</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span>
            CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION <span style="color: #339933;">=&gt;</span> <span style="color: #009900; font-weight: bold;">true</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span>
            CURLOPT_ENCODING       <span style="color: #339933;">=&gt;</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span>
            CURLOPT_AUTOREFERER    <span style="color: #339933;">=&gt;</span> <span style="color: #009900; font-weight: bold;">true</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span>
            CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT <span style="color: #339933;">=&gt;</span> <span style="color: #cc66cc;">120</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span>
            CURLOPT_TIMEOUT        <span style="color: #339933;">=&gt;</span> <span style="color: #cc66cc;">120</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span>
            CURLOPT_URL            <span style="color: #339933;">=&gt;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$url</span>
        <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
&nbsp;
            <span style="color: #000088;">$ch</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">curl_init</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$url</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
            <span style="color: #990000;">curl_setopt_array</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$ch</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$options</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
            <span style="color: #000088;">$content</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">curl_exec</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$ch</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
&nbsp;
           <span style="color: #666666; font-style: italic;">// echo $content;</span>
            <span style="color: #000088;">$err</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">curl_errno</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$ch</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
            <span style="color: #000088;">$errmsg</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">curl_error</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$ch</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
            <span style="color: #000088;">$header</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">curl_getinfo</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$ch</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
            <span style="color: #990000;">curl_close</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$ch</span> <span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
            <span style="color: #b1b100;">return</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$content</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
<span style="color: #009900;">&#125;</span></pre></td></tr></table></div>

<p>Now, the way I generally use this is to have the script randomly select a couple languages from the list then loop the content through each one.  See below:</p>

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</pre></td><td class="code"><pre class="php" style="font-family:monospace;"><span style="color: #000088;">$mytext</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;Some big block of text up to 1500 characters long&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
&nbsp;
<span style="color: #000088;">$langs</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">array</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;es&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;fr&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;de&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;it&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;nl&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;ru&quot;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>  <span style="color: #666666; font-style: italic;">//add any other language supported by Google Translate or remove ones you don't want to use</span>
<span style="color: #000088;">$i</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #cc66cc;">1</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
    <span style="color: #000088;">$useLangs</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #990000;">array</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
       <span style="color: #666666; font-style: italic;">//you can change the 3 to whichever number you want to have your text translated more or less times</span>
       <span style="color: #b1b100;">while</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #000088;">$i</span> <span style="color: #339933;">&lt;</span> <span style="color: #cc66cc;">3</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#123;</span>
            <span style="color: #000088;">$z</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$langs</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#91;</span><span style="color: #990000;">array_rand</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #000088;">$langs</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#93;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
            <span style="color: #b1b100;">if</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #339933;">!</span><span style="color: #990000;">in_array</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #000088;">$z</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #000088;">$useLangs</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#123;</span>
                   <span style="color: #000088;">$useLangs</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#91;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#93;</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$z</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
                   <span style="color: #000088;">$i</span><span style="color: #339933;">++;</span>
            <span style="color: #009900;">&#125;</span>
&nbsp;
        <span style="color: #009900;">&#125;</span>
    <span style="color: #000088;">$useLangs</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#91;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#93;</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;en&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span> <span style="color: #666666; font-style: italic;">//whatever language you want the content to end up in</span>
    <span style="color: #000088;">$lastLang</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #0000ff;">&quot;en&quot;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span> <span style="color: #666666; font-style: italic;">//whatever language your content is in originally</span>
&nbsp;
    <span style="color: #b1b100;">foreach</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #000088;">$useLangs</span> <span style="color: #b1b100;">as</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$lang</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#123;</span>
        <span style="color: #000088;">$mytext</span><span style="color: #339933;">=</span> googletranslate<span style="color: #009900;">&#40;</span><span style="color: #000088;">$mytext</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #000088;">$lang</span><span style="color: #339933;">,</span><span style="color: #000088;">$lastLang</span><span style="color: #009900;">&#41;</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
        <span style="color: #000088;">$lastLang</span> <span style="color: #339933;">=</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$lang</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span>
    <span style="color: #009900;">&#125;</span>
&nbsp;
<span style="color: #666666; font-style: italic;">//echo out your newly translated text!</span>
<span style="color: #b1b100;">echo</span> <span style="color: #000088;">$mytext</span><span style="color: #339933;">;</span></pre></td></tr></table></div>

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		<title>More Awesome That You&#8217;re Not Ready For</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 18:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet Awesomeness]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Link Farmer The other day we talked about the bad to the bone new system the Kaptain is about to make available for the masses to destroy the internet with. One of the many awesome components contained therein is what we&#8217;re calling the Link Farmer. The link farmer is basically a two piece tool. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The Link Farmer</strong><br />
The other day we talked about the bad to the bone new system the Kaptain is about to make available for the masses to destroy the internet with.  One of the many awesome components contained therein is what we&#8217;re calling the Link Farmer.</p>
<p>The link farmer is basically a two piece tool.  The first piece allows you to specify &#8220;External Links&#8221; being links to URLs outside of the site you are on.  You can specify as many external links as you&#8217;d like and remove them at any time.  These links are used by the second piece of the link farm puzzle, the actual Link Farmer.  You will also need to assign some keywords to the links so we know which keywords / phrases on your sites to replace with links to other sites for you.</p>
<p>On the Link Farmer tool you are first greeted with a way to setup domain groups.  These domain groups are comprised of domains you have registered in the system and are using to create the sites.  Once you create the domain group you can then assign domains to the group and links (entered from the external links tool) to be displayed on each of the domains in the group.</p>
<p>Now your sites are ready to rock with showing external links blended in with the content on the page with your keywords as anchor text.  Pretty cool, huh?</p>
<p>So, to recap you can define external links and keywords to be used as anchor text for those links then assign those external links to groups of domains to show the links on.  You now have a simple way to setup massive link farms to be used for whatever underhanded trickery you have dreamed up.</p>
<p>Great way to launder links since the system will be in the background building links to all of the domains you have registered in the system and you now have a big awesome link farm promoting your money site(s).</p>
<p>More to come as well as an official release date.  Hang on, we&#8217;re almost there. <img src='http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Not Worthy, and None of Us Are Ready</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 19:35:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, after building the K5Gen Site Generator the Kaptain was hungry for more. He realized that while he had a massive arsenal of internet destroying tools, he didn&#8217;t have them all bundled up nicely into a single command center of awesome. This issue has been resolved. He went a little overboard and built everything from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, after building the K5Gen Site Generator the Kaptain was hungry for more.  He realized that while he had a massive arsenal of internet destroying tools, he didn&#8217;t have them all bundled up nicely into a single command center of awesome.  This issue has been resolved.</p>
<p>He went a little overboard and built everything from a site generator with multiple content generation sources, to a massive scraper for link targets and keywords, as well as an automatic back link building machine.  As if that weren&#8217;t enough, he built in IP delivery, referrer redirection from the SERPs, the ability to hide your site from prying eyes with a &#8220;page not found&#8221; error for non-bots and anything but SERPs traffic.  You can also setup redirects for an entire domain or just certain keywords and you can configure a different redirect URL for each keyword you assign to your domain.</p>
<p>Did we mention that the system also sits 24 hours 7 days per week scraping on topic link targets and dropping links to all of your sites?  Well, it does.</p>
<p>The application is topped off nicely with a simple to use user interface that even your 97 year old grandmother could figure out how to use.  The application lets you manage your domains, keywords, keyword groups, domain groups, site templates, external links and link farm options, and even allows you to setup Link Blasts (we&#8217;ll blast links to your site all at once rather than per day as you like) to your sites whenever you want.  </p>
<p>As if that weren&#8217;t enough, the sites this bundle of awesome generates will run on the cheapest of the cheap free hosting services.  You don&#8217;t need an expensive dedicated server to get started mass producing sites with this &#8211; cheap shared host somewhere will work just fine.  </p>
<p>OH and we almost forgot to mention site templates &#8211; the system comes preloaded with hundreds of site templates to choose from.  Not just any templates either, real deal WordPress Themes directly from the WordPress themes site.  We&#8217;ll be adding more themes daily as well.  The sites use actual WordPress themes but w/o you having to setup WordPress so your sites look like WordPress blogs but really aren&#8217;t (Shhhh&#8230;..).  </p>
<p>Here are some sample screenshots from the managment application&#8217;s UI:</p>
<p><strong>Domains</strong><br />
<a href="http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/domains.png" target="new"><br />
<img src="http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/domains-150x150.png" alt="domains" title="domains" width="150" height="150" class="aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-59" /><br />
</a></p>
<p><strong>Domain Options</strong><br />
<a href="http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/domain-options1.png" target="new"><br />
<img src="http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/domain-options-150x150.png" alt="domain-options" title="domain-options" width="150" height="150" class="aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-58" />-<br />
</a></p>
<p><strong>Template Chooser</strong><br />
<a href="http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/template-chooser.png" target="new"><br />
<img src="http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/template-chooser-150x150.png" alt="template-chooser" title="template-chooser" width="150" height="150" class="aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-61" /><br />
</a></p>
<p><strong>Keywords / Keyword Groups</strong><br />
<a href="http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/keyword-groups.png" target="new"><br />
<img src="http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/keyword-groups-150x150.png" alt="keyword-groups" title="keyword-groups" width="150" height="150" class="aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-60" /></a></p>
<p>More details about the release of this awesome system to the public to follow shortly.  We&#8217;re putting some finishing touches on it before we&#8217;re comfortable letting you filthy spammers loose on it.  We ARE accepting certain people early on a case by case basis.  If you are interested, look up the Kaptain on MSN or ICQ.  If you don&#8217;t know how to contact him on either of those channels, you probably won&#8217;t be accepted into the pre-release <img src='http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  .</p>
<p>With all of that said, if you aren&#8217;t interested in the features we&#8217;ve mentioned feel free to go buy a similar setup from our competition.  Oh wait, that&#8217;s right, there aren&#8217;t any because no one in the history of civilized man has had the balls to release something like this to the public.</p>
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		<title>K5 Site Generator</title>
		<link>http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/k5-site-generator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[K5]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nobody panic &#8211; it&#8217;s on the way. The Kaptain is writing up some documentation for it so he doesn&#8217;t get 10,000 emails and IMs every day asking for help. That should be completed here in the next couple of days or maybe the weekend and he will put the site generator up for everyone to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nobody panic &#8211; it&#8217;s on the way.  The Kaptain is writing up some documentation for it so he doesn&#8217;t get 10,000 emails and IMs every day asking for help.  That should be completed here in the next couple of days or maybe the weekend and he will put the site generator up for everyone to use.</p>
<p>Hang on, we&#8217;re almost there.</p>
<p> <img src='http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>-KK</p>
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		<title>K5 Kraziness &#8211; Site builder, more content, lower cost.</title>
		<link>http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/k5-kraziness-site-builder-more-content-lower-cost/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Content Generation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[K5]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[By popular demand (and some pie bribes) the Kaptain is going to release his amazingly awesome fantastic search engine destroying site builderizer system to the masses. For all of you that have been full of hate because you couldn&#8217;t use K5 due to lack of programming knowledge can now be part of the club. The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By popular demand (and some pie bribes) the Kaptain is going to release his amazingly awesome fantastic search engine destroying site builderizer system to the masses.  For all of you that have been full of hate because you couldn&#8217;t use K5 due to lack of programming knowledge can now be part of the club.  The site builder will be so simple and awesome that even your grandmother&#8217;s cat can use it.  If you can FTP some files to a server you are win.</p>
<p>Some of the features you are already drooling over:<br />
- Super simple template system for maximum customization<br />
- Page caching for epic speeds<br />
- RSS Parser for extra content goodness<br />
- Simple Banner Management and Integration<br />
- Immortal Promoter support</p>
<p>K5 will also be getting two new membership options to replace its current options &#8211; one monthly membership package for a new lower price  OR a lifetime membership for a one time fee.  </p>
<p>If you&#8217;ve ever wanted a way to generate sites of all shapes and sizes full of 100% unique content and at ludicrous speed, this is how you make that happen.  K5 For the win.</p>
<p>More details to come very, very soon.</p>
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		<title>Immortal Promoter Rocks Faces</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Link Spamming]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Kaptain posted the other day about a new link building service that was the greatest thing since ground beef. Well, more information and a fancy page with a badass Archangel for a mascot has been released. Check it out HERE. First month is only $20 so get in while the gettin&#8217;s good.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Kaptain posted the other day about a new link building service that was the greatest thing since ground beef.  Well, more information and a fancy page with a badass Archangel for a mascot has been released.</p>
<p><strong>Check it out <a href="http://www.immortalpromoter.com">HERE</a>.</strong></p>
<p>First month is only $20 so get in while the gettin&#8217;s good.</p>
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		<title>The most awesome link building tool</title>
		<link>http://www.kaptainkrayola.com/the-most-awesome-link-building-tool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:49:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Kaptain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Link Spamming]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;ever seen this side of Valhalla. This new service is so awesome it&#8217;s hard to believe it is being given to mere mortals to use. Imagine being able to distribute links 24/7 to thousands of places and never having to worry about using a proxy or installing questionable applications on your server or home machine. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;ever seen this side of Valhalla.  This new service is so awesome it&#8217;s hard to believe it is being given to mere mortals to use.</p>
<p>Imagine being able to distribute links 24/7 to thousands of places and never having to worry about using a proxy or installing questionable applications on your server or home machine.  Instead, How about using your visitors to distribute links and ping your blogs for you?  Yep, you read that right &#8211; your visitors do the work for you and are none the wiser.  Too good to be true?  We think not (because we got to test the alpha version *evil grin*  ).</p>
<p>Stay tuned for more information about this yet-to-be-announced ass kicking service.</p>
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