Kaptain Krayola » Link Spamming

Immortal Promoter Rocks Faces

The Kaptain — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:28:47 +0000

The Kaptain posted the other day about a new link building service that was the greatest thing since ground beef. Well, more information and a fancy page with a badass Archangel for a mascot has been released.

Check it out HERE.

First month is only $20 so get in while the gettin’s good.

The most awesome link building tool

The Kaptain — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:49:38 +0000

…ever seen this side of Valhalla. This new service is so awesome it’s hard to believe it is being given to mere mortals to use.

Imagine being able to distribute links 24/7 to thousands of places and never having to worry about using a proxy or installing questionable applications on your server or home machine. Instead, How about using your visitors to distribute links and ping your blogs for you? Yep, you read that right – your visitors do the work for you and are none the wiser. Too good to be true? We think not (because we got to test the alpha version *evil grin* ).

Stay tuned for more information about this yet-to-be-announced ass kicking service.

Simple PHP WordPress Comment Poster

The Kaptain — Thu, 31 May 2007 20:08:51 +0000

The Kaptain was porting this from ColdFusion and wasn’t even going to post it because with using the Snoopy class it’s so simple anyone should be able to spend 5 minutes coding it. But for the sake of the few that can’t (or are too lazy to), we decided to post it.

This WordPress Blog Comment Poster Script will take a URL and an array of data which is required to post a comment on a wordpress blog. The URL is simply the URL of the blog you want to post a comment on.

You will notice that you need a “comment_post_id” in the array. This is the post ID of the post to which you will be leaving the comment. You can either use the PHP rand() function to guess one for you or you can harvest them on your own. If you are really lucky the Kaptain will whip a harvester up quick and post it for you to use. For now though, this is all you get.

With a little bit of work you could automate your comment posting by pulling information from a database or text file and running this script on a schedule (cron jobs anyone?). Nothing like sending out 40 million comments every day to let people know how much your website rules.

Enough jabbering, here is the code:

include("Snoopy.class.php");
 
 
function postWPComment($wpURL,$aInfo){
	//action page of the comment form
	$postPage = "wp-comments-post.php";
	//new URL with postPage attached (like magic!)
	$wpURL = $wpURL."/".$postPage;
	//SNOOPY!
	$snoopy = new Snoopy;
 
	$page = $snoopy->submit($wpURL,$aInfo);
	$page = $snoopy->results;
 
	return $page;
 
}

The usage is equally as simple:

$info = array();
        $info['author'] = 'test';
	$info['email'] = 'email@test.com';
	$info['url'] = "http://www.kaptainkrayola.com";
	$info['comment'] = "Mangoes support communism";
	$info['comment_post_id'] = 1;
 
	$useURL = "http://www.someblog.com/";
 
	//post that comment, biatch!
	echo postWPComment($useURL,$info);

This comment poster is really simple and should be easily incorporated into your existing set of tools. If you have any questions or comments feel free to leave them here and The Kaptain will get back to you whenever he damned well feels like it.