Kaptain Krayola - pie 2.0

Thanks to UnitedCrown for these pieces of ChaCha Goodness…

His first attempt

Christina(75892): What may I help you search?
You: Chacha : )
Christina(75892): On viagra?
You: I’m looking for how long viagra lasts
Christina(75892): sure, I’ll search that now.
You: Yeah, cause I took 2 the other day and it lasted like 4 hours, my neighbors mom was going crazy
You: i HEARD ONLY 2 HOURS
You: is good
Christina(75892): please check result #1.
You: yep, it says 4 hours Smiley
You: Can you find the minimum age you should take it too.
Christina(75892): sure
You: I’m only 15, but I’m with an older women so I thought I should take it. You know.
You: Do you have any personality? I thought this service would be personal.
Christina(75892): I’m sorry, Cha cha does not allow guides to chat.
Christina(75892): please check result #2

Could have gone a little better. Try number 2 is pretty good though…

Status: Connected to guide: Aimee(68010)
Aimee(68010): Welcome to ChaCha!
Aimee(68010): Hello
Aimee(68010): How can I help you with your search today?
You: Yeah..Chacha!!!!!!!
Aimee(68010): Hi There
You: How long has chacha been here.
Aimee(68010): Well we have been here since Oct of 2006
You: cool
Aimee(68010): I am glad you found us:)
You: Do you do Adult searches?
Aimee(68010): Not at this time
You: me too Smiley
You: o ok sorry
You: thanks anyway
Aimee(68010): but that may be an added feature in the near futer
Aimee(68010): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: what about adult searches for affiliate programs?
Aimee(68010): well what do you want to search and I will let you know:)
You: I wanna find a good program for a wide variety of nitches like latina, anal, blondes, blacks on blondes, asian, milf
You: that kind of stuff. with good revenue share
Aimee(68010): Ahhh yes the normal Porn. . .well one moment and I will get the messege for you from Cha Cha about that:)
Aimee(68010): I am sorry- we here at Cha Cha are not permitted to search for anything Pornographic, Illegal, or anything that falls under The Patriot Act ! ! !
Aimee(68010): But like I said
Aimee(68010): in the near futer it may be an added feature
Aimee(68010): Like a subscribed Cha Cha service:)
Aimee(68010): Our software program isn’t set up for that right now though
You: What about adult forums, that talk about strippers, and escorts? It technically isn’t porn.
Aimee(68010): I sure can find you some adult forums
Aimee(68010): Would you like thet?
You: Please Smiley Aimee
Aimee(68010): ~ Sure, I would be happy to help search that for you, One moment while I gather some results for you
You: Can you find me an escort too? local to San Francisco, nothing trashy though………..I have a dinner event
Aimee(68010): Let me try
Aimee(68010): Ok now let me see if I can find the escort for you
You: Thank you, I don’t get out that much so that’d be great.
Aimee(68010): Thats ok, I understand
You: preferably a petite asian or latina with a c or d cup….
You: but its not like im that picky

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