The Kaptain has a need for a flash developer to do some UI design and such please leave a comment or contact the Kaptain:

MSN : kaptainkrayola at hotmail.com
ICQ : 85896389


please include your rates and links to examples of you work.

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The team over at AffEarners Affiliate Marketing Forum have come up with a list of the “99 reasons why you will fail at affiliate marketing”.

1. You don’t get enough traffic.
2. You get the wrong traffic.
3. You promote the wrong product to the wrong people.
4. You give up too soon.
5. You don’t understand your product.
6. You don’t rely on your affiliate manager.
7. You can’t build a proper website.
8. You don’t research your niche.
9. You don’t have a niche.
10. You only promote one product.
11. You don’t know how to build a landing page
12. Your copywriting sucks
13. Your design isn’t appealing
14. You overloaded with banner ads and drove prospects away
15. You built your site in flash loser
16. You didn’t insert your aff code properly (ha ha!)
17. Your testimonials are teh gay
18. adsense overload
19. You lose your customer with expired Aff product links
20. Your page loads far too slowly.
21. Your images don’t load.
22. Your merchant is offline.
23. Your merchant doesn’t pay his affiliates.
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You can check out the full list Here

If you are into affiliate marketing and wondering why your profits suck you should really check it out. If your profits don’t suck check it out anyway or you will fail at life and die alone in a dirty one room apartment with a toothless hooker eating your last slice of pie.

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All K5 Packages are available and 50% off for the next 7 days. Enjoy.

Go buy K5 Now

or Click here for the Official K5 Site

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K5 is just around the corner and to celebrate this fantastic occasion - a new site has been launched! Check out the official K5 site at www.getk5.com.

K5 Pricing has been announced on the site and you can see it here: Click Here for K5 Pricing.

Spam on!

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The first version of the K5 API is almost ready for you filthy spammers to start using so The Kaptain figured he would outline some of the features of the API so you knew what you were getting into.

1. 100% unique content - Because of how the content is generated you will never get duplicate content, ever. The content is not spun from articles or mashed up from anything that already exists - it’s written 100% from scratch when its requested.

2. Keyword density control - With K5 you can control just how keyword rich your content is. If you want plain vanilla content with no specific keywords injected you can do it. If you want your keywords in every sentence, you can do that too. You control how often the keyword or phrase appears in the content.

3. Multiple Language Output - Why settle for only english content when you can have content in a myriad of languages.

4. Plain Text and XML output - Whether you just want plan text returned to you or nicely formatted XML K5 can do them both.

The first version will be just the API and will generate lots of content for you. Upcoming versions will have more features and a nice member’s area for you to play around with. We will also be releasing some basic sites that you can use to talk to the API and not actually have to do any coding. The Kaptain is setting up a new server to put the API and its accompanying site on so look for an announcement in the next couple of days to get rocking with that. This coming week we plan on granting API access to a hand full of interested people to get the ball rolling. More to come soon…

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