Kaptain Krayola - pie 2.0

The first version of the K5 API is almost ready for you filthy spammers to start using so The Kaptain figured he would outline some of the features of the API so you knew what you were getting into.

1. 100% unique content - Because of how the content is generated you will never get duplicate content, ever. The content is not spun from articles or mashed up from anything that already exists - it’s written 100% from scratch when its requested.

2. Keyword density control - With K5 you can control just how keyword rich your content is. If you want plain vanilla content with no specific keywords injected you can do it. If you want your keywords in every sentence, you can do that too. You control how often the keyword or phrase appears in the content.

3. Multiple Language Output - Why settle for only english content when you can have content in a myriad of languages.

4. Plain Text and XML output - Whether you just want plan text returned to you or nicely formatted XML K5 can do them both.

The first version will be just the API and will generate lots of content for you. Upcoming versions will have more features and a nice member’s area for you to play around with. We will also be releasing some basic sites that you can use to talk to the API and not actually have to do any coding. The Kaptain is setting up a new server to put the API and its accompanying site on so look for an announcement in the next couple of days to get rocking with that. This coming week we plan on granting API access to a hand full of interested people to get the ball rolling. More to come soon…

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After a few days of waiting there actually, to the Kaptain’s surprise, has been some interest in K5. Because of this he has decided to polish up the API and a sample site that works with the API for you dirty bastards to use.

During the next few days we will be setting up a demo, getting the security for the API finished, and getting ready to open up shop.
K5 won’t be free but it will be worth every penny. Pricing details will be announced soon.

Content Examples

In the following examples the Kaptain used “penguins” as the keyword for the content. The API will allow you to adjust your keyword density so you can decide how often you want your keyword to appear in the returned content.

Along with fraudulent reversed penguins chaotically get back penguins. We’re unknowingly laugh longest penguins. We bivalve off the beaten track(p) penguins off the cuff echo penguins.

We are endlessly occupy fast bloodcurdling penguins. Building bear on Southern dewberry so retire. Companys penguins defencelessly in our experience penguins. Pliant wort unanimously. The electroencephalographic penguins dazzlingly building poll penguins.

As you can see the content is krappy but syntactically correct. It will function great as spider food but will likely get you banned if you are reviewed by a human.

More details to come soon…

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Those dirty syndk8 spammers have decided to experiment with ranking for “buy viagra”. They setup a blog over at Viagra Serps. Let’s follow along and just see what happens…

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Kaptain Krayola’s Krappy Kontent Kreator, or K5, is a content generator that writes 100% unique content one word at a time based on some patterns and a large database of words. The words are split up into which part of speech they are (noun, verb, adjective, etc) and stored accordingly. The content generator then assembles these words into sentences and sentences into paragraphs. It (obviously) blends in your chosen keywords at a density that you control. If you want a really keyword rich page you can crank it up and if you want to go leaner on the keywords you can crank it down.

That’s great Kaptain, but does it work worth a shit?
The Kaptain is glad you asked! From his experiments google seems to love the content it writes because technically it’s syntactically correct thus looking like real content. The test sites pulled good traffic and the AdSense clicks paid very nicely. Everything seemed to be going great.
As far as humans are concerned it reads like content translated from German by a crappy online translator so you will probably get nailed if anyone looks too closely.

That’s fantasitc but how can this benefit me?
Well, the Kaptain has decided that he’s willing to let a hand full of people have access to the content generator to use in their own mass page generation schemes. The Kaptain has two versions of the application - one is in ColdFusion with an MSSQL DB and the other is in PHP with a MySQL DB. The other option is to contact the Kaptain about using his API and letting his servers do the work.

Why are you telling us this you evil bastard?
The purpose of this post is basically to gauge interest in the application/API to see if it’s worth making available. So if you are interested in the app get a hold of the Kaptain one of two ways. MSN: kaptainkrayola[at]hotmail.com and ICQ: 85896389.

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Why not? Perhaps someone will find it useful. You can thank WordTracker for this bountiful list of crap. It will be interesting to see what kind of goofy longtail searches the Kaptain’s site gets from this (if any). Away with thee.

The top 300 surge report

These are the top 300 queries from the last 48 hours, which
represents the complete queries from the largest Metacrawlers
on the web (Metacrawler/Dogpile etc..) for the last 48 hours.

Nos. Count Keyword
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1 4592 myspace
2 3799 google
3 3619 yahoo
4 3286 music lyrics
5 3209 ebay
6 3092 play game
7 2770 myspace.com
8 2451 proxy https
9 2234 mapquest
10 2216 yahoo.com
11 2099 baby boy names
12 2045 youtube
13 1739 youporn
14 1637 craigslist
15 1566 nfl schedule
16 1545 dictionary
17 1458 newspaper obituaries
18 1450 free english course
19 1424 game cheats for ps2
20 1419 funny pics
21 1412 facebook
22 1404 you tube
23 1303 girls
24 1257 local newspaper
25 1250 wwe suspensions
26 1223 stupid humans
27 1172 hotmail
28 1170 free radio stations
29 1163 soulja boy
30 1142 hotmail.com
31 1128 meaning of names
32 1074 yahoo mail
33 1073 about
34 1042 wikipedia
35 1037 job nigeria
36 1019 paris hilton
37 989 google.com
38 985 sperm shack movies
39 926 privacy
40 921 naruto
41 920 madden 08 cheats
42 911 jenna jameson
43 909 contact
44 901 home depot
45 899 lil wayne
46 894 hot
47 886 aol.com
48 855 msn
49 846 jessica alba
50 826 games cheat
51 824 www.myspace.com
52 819 airline tickets
53 813 www
54 813 walmart
55 805 steve fossett
56 774 cars
57 772 rihanna
58 771 bikini
59 768 jobs in nigeria
60 766 britney spears
61 760 obituaries newspapers
62 757 obituaries
63 744 ipod touch
64 738 my space
65 736 fergie
66 721 anime
67 721 white pages
68 716 home video
69 713 linkin park
70 710 akon
71 708 craigs list
72 706 dogs
73 702 games
74 692 music search by lyrics
75 691 maps
76 677 amazon.com
77 677 test
78 676 weather
79 671 xtube
80 670 best buy
81 665 ebay.com
82 664 search engines
83 661 shaq divorce
84 656 ask.com
85 648 www.yahoo.com
86 639 sean kingston
87 637 msn.com
88 630 cnn
89 627 carmen electra
90 626 lowes
91 610 map quest
92 608 amazon
93 608 crank that
94 603 myspace layouts
95 593 submit a photo
96 582 youtube.com
97 574 50 cent
98 570 gospel music lyrics
99 570 kanye west
100 569 witricity
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