Kaptain Krayola

So, after building the K5Gen Site Generator the Kaptain was hungry for more. He realized that while he had a massive arsenal of internet destroying tools, he didn’t have them all bundled up nicely into a single command center of awesome. This issue has been resolved.

He went a little overboard and built everything from a site generator with multiple content generation sources, to a massive scraper for link targets and keywords, as well as an automatic back link building machine. As if that weren’t enough, he built in IP delivery, referrer redirection from the SERPs, the ability to hide your site from prying eyes with a “page not found” error for non-bots and anything but SERPs traffic. You can also setup redirects for an entire domain or just certain keywords and you can configure a different redirect URL for each keyword you assign to your domain.

Did we mention that the system also sits 24 hours 7 days per week scraping on topic link targets and dropping links to all of your sites? Well, it does.

The application is topped off nicely with a simple to use user interface that even your 97 year old grandmother could figure out how to use. The application lets you manage your domains, keywords, keyword groups, domain groups, site templates, external links and link farm options, and even allows you to setup Link Blasts (we’ll blast links to your site all at once rather than per day as you like) to your sites whenever you want.

As if that weren’t enough, the sites this bundle of awesome generates will run on the cheapest of the cheap free hosting services. You don’t need an expensive dedicated server to get started mass producing sites with this – cheap shared host somewhere will work just fine.

OH and we almost forgot to mention site templates – the system comes preloaded with hundreds of site templates to choose from. Not just any templates either, real deal WordPress Themes directly from the WordPress themes site. We’ll be adding more themes daily as well. The sites use actual WordPress themes but w/o you having to setup WordPress so your sites look like WordPress blogs but really aren’t (Shhhh…..).

Here are some sample screenshots from the managment application’s UI:

Domains

Domain Options

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Template Chooser

Keywords / Keyword Groups

More details about the release of this awesome system to the public to follow shortly. We’re putting some finishing touches on it before we’re comfortable letting you filthy spammers loose on it. We ARE accepting certain people early on a case by case basis. If you are interested, look up the Kaptain on MSN or ICQ. If you don’t know how to contact him on either of those channels, you probably won’t be accepted into the pre-release .

With all of that said, if you aren’t interested in the features we’ve mentioned feel free to go buy a similar setup from our competition. Oh wait, that’s right, there aren’t any because no one in the history of civilized man has had the balls to release something like this to the public.

Nobody panic – it’s on the way. The Kaptain is writing up some documentation for it so he doesn’t get 10,000 emails and IMs every day asking for help. That should be completed here in the next couple of days or maybe the weekend and he will put the site generator up for everyone to use.

Hang on, we’re almost there.

-KK

By popular demand (and some pie bribes) the Kaptain is going to release his amazingly awesome fantastic search engine destroying site builderizer system to the masses. For all of you that have been full of hate because you couldn’t use K5 due to lack of programming knowledge can now be part of the club. The site builder will be so simple and awesome that even your grandmother’s cat can use it. If you can FTP some files to a server you are win.

Some of the features you are already drooling over:
- Super simple template system for maximum customization
- Page caching for epic speeds
- RSS Parser for extra content goodness
- Simple Banner Management and Integration
- Immortal Promoter support

K5 will also be getting two new membership options to replace its current options – one monthly membership package for a new lower price OR a lifetime membership for a one time fee.

If you’ve ever wanted a way to generate sites of all shapes and sizes full of 100% unique content and at ludicrous speed, this is how you make that happen. K5 For the win.

More details to come very, very soon.

Don’t eat mangoes.

That is all…

The Kaptain came across this little gem this morning and he laughed so hard that coffee nearly came out of his nostrils. Because of this it’s only fitting to share with the 3 of you who actually still read this site. Here is yet another reason to use Immortal Promoter instead of pretty much any other link building service out there.

Courtesy of SQUIRT BEHIND THE SCENES