You’re Not Worthy, and None of Us Are Ready

10 August 2009 | Internet Awesomeness, Tools

So, after building the K5Gen Site Generator the Kaptain was hungry for more. He realized that while he had a massive arsenal of internet destroying tools, he didn’t have them all bundled up nicely into a single command center of awesome. This issue has been resolved.

He went a little overboard and built everything from a site generator with multiple content generation sources, to a massive scraper for link targets and keywords, as well as an automatic back link building machine. As if that weren’t enough, he built in IP delivery, referrer redirection from the SERPs, the ability to hide your site from prying eyes with a “page not found” error for non-bots and anything but SERPs traffic. You can also setup redirects for an entire domain or just certain keywords and you can configure a different redirect URL for each keyword you assign to your domain.

Did we mention that the system also sits 24 hours 7 days per week scraping on topic link targets and dropping links to all of your sites? Well, it does.

The application is topped off nicely with a simple to use user interface that even your 97 year old grandmother could figure out how to use. The application lets you manage your domains, keywords, keyword groups, domain groups, site templates, external links and link farm options, and even allows you to setup Link Blasts (we’ll blast links to your site all at once rather than per day as you like) to your sites whenever you want.

As if that weren’t enough, the sites this bundle of awesome generates will run on the cheapest of the cheap free hosting services. You don’t need an expensive dedicated server to get started mass producing sites with this – cheap shared host somewhere will work just fine.

OH and we almost forgot to mention site templates – the system comes preloaded with hundreds of site templates to choose from. Not just any templates either, real deal WordPress Themes directly from the WordPress themes site. We’ll be adding more themes daily as well. The sites use actual WordPress themes but w/o you having to setup WordPress so your sites look like WordPress blogs but really aren’t (Shhhh…..).

Here are some sample screenshots from the managment application’s UI:

Domains

domains

Domain Options

domain-options-

Template Chooser

template-chooser

Keywords / Keyword Groups

keyword-groups

More details about the release of this awesome system to the public to follow shortly. We’re putting some finishing touches on it before we’re comfortable letting you filthy spammers loose on it. We ARE accepting certain people early on a case by case basis. If you are interested, look up the Kaptain on MSN or ICQ. If you don’t know how to contact him on either of those channels, you probably won’t be accepted into the pre-release :) .

With all of that said, if you aren’t interested in the features we’ve mentioned feel free to go buy a similar setup from our competition. Oh wait, that’s right, there aren’t any because no one in the history of civilized man has had the balls to release something like this to the public.


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